1. There’s just too much choice. Who wants to spend their time admiring beautiful artwork and discovering the perfect new IPA?
2. Beer is made from hops. It’s practically a vegetable.
3. Your drinking offends gorgeous women. No amount of beer is worth dashing your chances with a beautiful lady.
4. Scientists recommend beer as part of an athlete’s diet because it hydrates better than water. You don’t want anyone to confuse you for an athlete – it’s too much like hard work.
5. You might end up pairing your beer with the perfect food match and missing out on that microwave meal at home.